The Banana Guard

Of all the delightfully kinky things that can be done with a banana, somewhere near the top of the list would have to be putting it in a plastic container and stuffing it in your backpack. Nice work, Banana Guard - you appear to have solved the squishy banana problem forever. There’s only one thing that worries us here - have our lives really become so trouble-free that now all there is left for us to do is solve the issue of the Bruised Banana? Only time will tell.

The Carry n’ Go BBQ

Generally speaking, a briefcase is not the first item on our packing list when we hit the road. Until now, that is. The Carry n’ Go (does every gadget have to have an n’ in its name?) is your classic barbecue, crammed into a fold-out briefcase setup. Easy to store in the trunk of your car, you’ll never be wondering what to do with that roadkill again. Plus you can look like a busy executive when really you’re just off down to the park to cook up some sausages and down a few coldies with friends.

The Sip n’ Surf Sandal

Here at XelaWho we do not generally condone the wearing of reef sandals, except in certain circumstances involving, well, reefs. Then the Sip n’ Surf came along and changed all that. What’s special here is that the sandals have a special compartment in the sole, which holds about two shots of your favorite liquor.
Taking a swig out of your shoe may seem a slightly ungainly process (and unlikely to impress nearby beach bunnies), but we’ve decided that the combination of water sports and hard liquor is such a fine one that we have to give this one the thumbs up.

The Wearable Sleeping Bag

Here at XelaWho we often bemoan the fact that we have to exit our sleeping bags if we want to shoot pool, do push ups or ride our bikes. Well thank you, Selk’bag for making our lives just that little bit easier. This wearable sleeping bag allows full movement of arms and legs, weighs in at a little under 2 kilos and will keep you toasty down to a temperature of 5 degrees celsius.

The Atmospheric Data Center

You may not need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows, but with the handy Atmospheric Data Center, you’ll never be at a loss to know the exact level of humidity, which is always a great conversation starter.
Another bonus is that when you’re sweating your ass off down the beach you can be the guy who everybody loves, making periodic announcements like “Hey! It’s 39 degrees!”... “Hey! We just hit 40”... “Hey! Where’s everybody going?”. Other vital info that the ADC provides includes barometric pressure and altitude readings.

The Mile High Kit

Extensive research by the XelaWho team has revealed that there was a time in history when bumping ulgies was one of the few activities that didn’t require a whole lot of equipment. Well, those days are gone, according to the pundits at Oro design. If you want to get your groove on in the airplane bathroom, you’ll be needing the Mile High Kit, which includes a set of scented cloths, a tin of hot cinnamon mints, a folding pocket mirror, a blindfold, a “do not disturb” door hanger, massage oil and personal lubricant, a feather tickler, a mini-personal massager, three condoms, and a pleasure ring.

The Moblie Washer

There comes a point in traveling when everything comes down to laundry - you can get so over sights and sounds that washing your clothes becomes an Activity for the Day.
The team at Astone understands perfectly, which is why they invented the Mobile Washer - it weighs just 2kg and when inflated (that’s right, inflated) and holds over six liters of water. That oughta keep you busy.

The Land Walker

Streets flooded again and you don’t want to get your shoes wet? Tired of haggling outrageous prices with unreasonable taxi drivers? Don’t worry - the folks at the Sakakibara Kikai Corporation have got your back. Their Land Walker is a 3.4 meter high sit-in robot which travels at a zippy 1.5 km per hour. There’s only one at the moment, meaning that we’ll have to wait a while before we can see what we’ve been waiting so long for - robot wrestling - and even longer before we can see what we’re really waiting on; two foxy robot chicks getting it on in an all out cyborg catfight.